โ BREAKING: ARSLAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND โ THIS IS NOT A DRILL โ SHE IS REAL โ
SHE JUST GOES TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL โ IN CANADA โ YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HER โ
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Site Under Construction since 2006. Optimized for Mozilla Firefox 2.0 on Mac OS X 10.4 Tiger.
100% REAL NOT FAKE
her.jpg
pictured: arslan's girl (photo taken by arslan, trust)
๐ Official Fact Sheet
Relationship status
โ Confirmed (by arslan)
Where they met
"Online." Refuses to elaborate.
Times seen in person
She's shy
Lives in
Canada ๐จ๐ฆ (the far part)
Texts back within
3โ5 business weeks
Has met his friends
She "had a thing that day"
Reverse image search results
DO NOT DO THIS
โ Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is she real?
A: Yes. Next question.
Q: Can we iChat her?
A: Her iSight is broken. Also her microphone. Also the AirPort in Canada.
Q: What's her name?
A: arslan says it's "private," which is a beautiful and normal name.
Q: Why does this website exist?
A: Because nobody believed him at lunch.
๐ Text Her (Official)
๐ What's New
11/07 โ Added a Gallery!! 6 brand new photos of her (all real)
11/06 โ Made a Proof page for the haters. Read it and weep.
11/05 โ She said hi (allegedly). Details on Our Story.
11/01 โ Countdown is back. Flight got cancelled again (snow).
10/31 โ Sign the Guestbook!!! arslan_backup has been lonely
๐ต Our Song
our_song.mid she picked it (over text) (she has great taste)